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Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Game Thread 08º19º25 – EUREKA! Our Next New York Yankees Manager ! ! !


 

33 comments:

Doug K. said...

Why AA? Just, why?

13bit said...

Oh wow…

AboveAverage said...

Weapons

AboveAverage said...

Aunt Gladys from the movie Weapons would make a Hell of a manager

Piiax said...

anything is an improvement

Kevin said...

She looks like a character from "A Boy and his Dog". AA, YOU are a real ballbuster! 😱

Wezil1 said...

I don’t get out much. I thought that was the IBD woman. Sigh…..where has she gone?

Wezil1 said...

And yes, anything is an improvement at this point

13bit said...

Let me entertain you all with a true short story that happened to me earlier today. I went to a new urologist - won't go into the details - and he was an older guy, mid 70s. He said, "Pull down your slacks and shorts...you've been to this rodeo before, right?"

End of story.

Hinkey Haines said...

While I enjoyed your story, Bitty, I like the one about the Yankees hitting 3 home runs in the 1st inning a wee bit better.

AboveAverage said...

I enjoyed Weapons and felt that Gladys would be the cure of the current disease.

She's likely going to win the O'scare for best supporting actress at the upcoming Academy Awards . . . (that's the actress that played the wife in Field of Dreams....)

Hey Bitty - I suppose I'd rather have a new 70 year old urologist say that to me than to tell a knock knock joke s he starts the more invasive portion of your exam . . .

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Rodeo? Was the urologist wearing spurs?

TheWinWarblist said...

Belly to belly to belly? Get out the warming love gel? Urg...

ranger_lp said...

Five runs isn’t enough…

TheWinWarblist said...

Five? Rodon just gave back two.

AboveAverage said...

rodon is a very generous man

Hinkey Haines said...

He is. He gives me heartburn, at no charge, every fifth game.

AboveAverage said...

What would you like to gift him in return, HH ?

ranger_lp said...

I think they have enough runs now…

Kevin said...

As long as I don't feel two hands on my shoulders...

ranger_lp said...

6
The Most Home Runs in a Game in MLB History
The most home runs hit by a single team in a Major League Baseball game is 10, achieved by the Toronto Blue Jays on September 14, 1987. They accomplished this feat against the Baltimore Orioles, winning the game 18-3.

TheWinWarblist said...

We don not have enough runs. The Yankees scored 12 runs earlier this year and still lost. 18 runs MIGHT be enough runs.

Kevin said...

I see that the Red Sox lost to Baltimore in the eleventh... Hmmmm

Kevin said...

I see that the Red Sox lost to Baltimore in the eleventh... Hmmmm

AboveAverage said...

Uhm, like, you know - that should be enough runs to win this game.

Everyone is free to switch off all media, run outside and bond with nature….

( or have a beer)

Hinkey Haines said...

Maybe some quality time with Bitty’s new urologist & a fiber-optic scope.

AboveAverage said...

Kevin sees in stereoVision

BTR999 said...

8 home runs!

Let’s hope, in this case, 8 is enough.

BTR999 said...

My god, even Volpe got a hit!

Hinkey Haines said...

And they’re not all solo shots.

Doug K. said...

Late to the party...

I went to see my urologist last week and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "So I can examine you."

BTR999 said...

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HoraceClarke66 said...

That's pretty damned good, Doug!