Thursday, December 11, 2025

For $350, you can give Aaron Boone this Christmas

Posted by el duque at 8:16 PM

 He's on cameo.com, doing inspirational videos at $350 a pop.




2 comments:

13bit said...


COULD WE GET HIM TO RECITE ANYTHING WE WANT, LIKE "I HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND A MEAT PUPPET" 25 TIMES SLOWLY? I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY TO SOME OF US, SO IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WORTH IT. OR COULD WE GET HIM TO SAY, "HI, IT'S AARON BOONE AND IT'S ALL THERE IN FRONT OF US AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW I'M FULL OF SHIT." MAYBE THAT MIGHT BE WORTH THAT MUCH SWAG. THIS POST, BY THE WAY, MADE ME REMEMBER ALLCAPS, WHO FLEW BACK TO THE PLANET ZARGON A FEW YEARS AGO AND MAY NEVER RETURN.

December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
AboveAverage said...

that, uh, like, uhm.....you know, would cost $750

December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM

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