If you look out to the right side of the plane, some of you can see flames spewing from the Number One engine. Not to worry. Everything is fine. Still, to ensure your maximum comfort, we will be turning on the emergency BRACE FOR IMPACT sirens. On behalf of the crew, I'd like to take this occasion to thank you for choosing the Yankees and suggest we all assume the fetal position and kiss our asses goodbye...
Folks, it's coming to a head.
The Yankees' longtime hold on New York City.
Everything depends on Tatsuya Imai.
By 5 p.m. E.S.T. on Jan 2, Imai - the Japanese starter and best free agent pitcher on the market - either signs with a MLB team or stays in Japan another year.
If the Yankees sign Imai, they will win at least four tabloid covers and almost certainly clinch the 2025 IT IS HIGH TABLOIDS BACK PAGE RACE.
If they fail, they might still win a cover or two - out of tabloid frustration - but the Knicks could overtake them at the December 31 buzzer.
If they sign Imai, the Yankees will enter 2026 with yet another year of dominance on the city's tabloids - a streak they have held since we began counting covers in 2019.
This is the closest race on record. And it will coincide with the destiny of Imai.
Brace for impact.
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