Senator Larry Craig of Idaho has pleaded guilty to lewd conduct in an airport restroom. A plainclothes cop claims Craig was seeking to initiate a romantic tryst by suggestively groping with his feet and hands beneath the stall.
In Yankee terms, he would be accused of...
"Seeking a bridge to Mariano."
"Being Bruney and nibbling at the corners."
"Trying to straighten out Moose."
"Getting more playing time for Melky."
"Taking some pressure off of Mister Torre."
Traitor Tracker: .256
If he gets hot, gotta take this down.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Yankee Slang for Senator Craig's Lewd Act
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If it were a basketball foul, it would be called :
1. A reach-around
2. A reach under
3. A clamoring.
- M. Jordan
What's wrong with what Senator Craig did ? , is it any worse than George Steinbrenner looking in the Yankee showers ?
"Putting Girardi in the booth."
"Asking The Henn to eat some innings."
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