Wednesday, November 7, 2007

At last

Posted by el duque at 5:37 AM

Some good news.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The best news will be if he balloons up to about 285 pounds, and breaks both ankles snow boarding.

Catching a "comebacker " line drive off the bat of Shelley Duncan in his season opener, right in the nose/teeth area, would not be bad either.

Two small fractures to the orbital bone below the right eye could be ancillary to the main wounds in the upper jaw area.

Sucking juice from a straw for 4 months will help with the weight problem.

- Alphonso the Hun

November 7, 2007 at 11:59 AM
BernBabyBern said...

So, they're paying him $2 million to have gastric bypass surgery?

November 7, 2007 at 3:55 PM

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