Friday, November 23, 2007

Heard on the Rumor Trail

Pssst. Yanks seriously eyeing trades and/or free-agent signings. Will it happen? Watch Stubby's eyes.
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Write this down: Mitchell Report on steroid abuse.
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Says here a certain Cub won’t get calls from sperm bank, because he gives away product.
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Little birdie tells us one NL Central team recently purchased two tons of fertilizer, bomb-detonation materials and automatic weapons.
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Question: What Met pitcher and catcher are, in actuality, catcher and pitcher?
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Sources: A certain owner is incontinent.
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Red Sox brass discreetly making it known they’d trade Coco Crisp, plus upper-tier prospects for a one-night boink with Drew Barrymore.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Slow day for ya, Homey?