Thursday, November 29, 2007

When the Answers are Questions

Q: Will the Yankees trade for Johan Santana?

A: Does the crackhead seek to refill his pipe?

Q: Don't they respect their youth?

A: Would you respect youth if your son grew up to be Stubby Steinbrenner?

Q: Considering the money this guy wants, won’t we end up with another A-Rod?

A: If your only talent in life were writing checks, wouldn’t you want to show it off?

Q: Why are we seeing so many quotes from Stubby?

A: If you went through life being ignored, wouldn’t you take phone calls from syncopaths?

Q: Are we in trouble with this nepotistic arrangement?

A: Have you ever heard of George W. Bush?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

- Oral Roberts University
( former ) President, Sonny Roberts, says:

Very funny El Duque.

I went to school at ORU with Gronk Steinbrenner. Well, that may be a stretch, but Stubby must have gone to some religious- based icon of faith, right?

How else would he have learned so well how to steal money and make bad choices?

The horrible truth is, however, that you are going to be right.

The crackhead will refill his pipe, we will trade the next ( and final )decade of potential for a certain decade of failure ( every day I see Johan's bemused picture in the paper, I swear that he looks more and more like Ed Whitson ).

The Red sox will get to laugh again at the idiotic Yankee decisions ( essentially; a crime against humanity ).

The world is ending.

And the flame of the apocolypse is lighted in Minnesota.

Anonymous said...

I don't really want Santana, but the Yankees can't let the Red Sox get him. Supposedly the Twins are willing to take Lester as the pitcher in the deal, so that would leave the Sox with this rotation:

Santana, Beckett, Dice-K, Buchholz, Schilling.

Yikes.