Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Do We Dare Believe in Moose?

Santa Claus? Get real.

Flying saucers? Doubtful.

Mussina resurrection?

So goes the essential question of Yankeeistic faith.

For the answer, search within thyself.
Seek no salvation from science and false prophets.
Joel Sherman has no clueth. David Cone knows no more than ye.
Catfish Hunter was reborn.
Joe Torre died and came back.
Tom Coughlin rose from the grave.

Doth thou believe in a Mike Mussina resurrection?
And if so, would thou consider aluminum siding?

1 comment:

michael kei said...

Curve, changeup, changeup, split, curve, curve, split.