Take the Cake: Our Last Year of Yankee Stadium Merchandizing Op!

With Yank fans trying to steal parts of the Stadium, anybody out there willing to go in on a little business venture?

Official Yankee Stadium Game-Used Urinal Cakes

These powder-blue, chemical-release washroom tablets have been a Yankee tradition for a half-century. At great expense and degradation, we have secured for your mantle or trophy case game-used sanitary cakes directly from the House the Ruth Peed In!

Each cake comes mounted on an oak wood plaque with team logo and certificate signifying a great moment in Yankee history. Look closely, and you'll see the punishment inflicted by Yank fans, testifying to the power and stream of Bronx Bomber faithful as they cheer the team to another victory.

Select from our Menu of great Yankee moments:

2003: Aaron Boone Home Run Beats Redsocks Cake: (Reduced to size of aspirin tablet from gallonage and length of game): $700

2000 World Series Game 4 Cake (with pee laser hole drilled by excited marksmen in Restroom #4): $500.

2004 Opening Day Cake: (Bright blue, used only for 30 minutes, after Restroom #22 backed up.): $50

2007 George Steinbrenner Birthday Cake: (Relive July 4 fireworks every flush.): $150.

Or consider our Yankee villain inscribed cakes, which let you vent upon bad guys in the privacy of your home.

Manny Ramirez Cake: (Let Manny be "Sani"): $100

Big Pappi Super-Size Cake: (His face requires four cakes.) $200

Brian McNamee Cake: (Be careful, it might take notes!) $150

Jacoby Ellsbury Cake: (A can't miss prospect!): $100

Remember the old Stadium fondly, while fondling!

Now, have your cake -- and Stadium too!