Charged with impersonating a Yankee.
No pole dancer involved.
From AP: Thirty-year-old Ryan Ward is charged with theft by deception and disorderly conduct, and could get more than a year in jail if convicted. He's charged with scamming a Belmar bagel shop out of free food last summer after allegedly telling an employee, "Do you know who I am?" and pointing to a photo of (Joba) Chamberlain in a newspaper sports section.
This is the news story that really needs a photograph.
Seriously. What if the guy looks like this:
In which case, New Jersey shouldn't arrest him. They should give him a medal. No, they should give him KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
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Do you think they will let him take the rubber pectorals with him?
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