An attack on John is an attack on us

Robot Raissman from the Daily Planet today drops an A-bomb at John Sterling, wrongfully calling him the "chief Yankees shill."

WTF?

We -- IT IS HIGH -- are the chief Yankees shill!

Understand, Raiss-a-rony?

WE! ARE! THE! CHIEF! YANKEES! SHILL!

And if John says it was an A-bomb from Hideki Matsui, it was an A-bomb from Hideki Matsui. What's yer prob? You think Hideki Matsui can't hit an A-bomb? You got a problem with Hideki Matsui? Take it up with Hideki Matsui. Understand?

And we got a problem with your face. It's got hair on it.

WE... ARE... THE...

CHIEF... YANKEES... SHILL!

Continues the commie, print-media-faced, tongue-on-keyboard, tweezer-plunking from J. Jonah Jamison's secretarial pool's crab-infested, four-day Tampex:

"Sterling has also aligned himself with the powers inside the organization, such as Lonn Trost (on the air Sterling once referred to him as "the titular head of the franchise"), who have final say over all broadcast matters. The honchos put a low priority on broadcast quality."

We say this:

The first rule of war is to destroy your enemy's ability to communicate.

We are under attack.

If they can take down the Voice of the Yankees, Driven by Jeep, they can take down anybody.

Even us.

THE CHIEF YANKEES SHILL!