Declaring " I Am Not a Man," Chien-Ming Fuels His Fire

In direct contrast to Johan Santana's outburst two days ago, when Met's manager Jerry Manuel went to take the ball from him after he had surrendered a home run to Chase Utley that cut the Met's lead to one run ( " I am a Man, Santana bellowed....who knew?), Chien-Ming reportedly referreed to himself as a robot fish when Girardi relieved him in the third inning yesterday.

Enough said.