I've taken this action because the stakes are so important.
If Melky suffers The Curse, we have Gardner to play CF.
If John Sterling goes down, we have... Fran Healy? Is Frank Messer still alive? We have nobody. Not only that, but if the Voice of the Yankees Driven by Jeep falls, he could take the entire franchise with him.
Therefore.... I AM PLACING AN ASTERISK NEXT TO THE DESIGNATION OF JOHN STERLING AS MAY YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
Norm can sort this out, after he finishes his work in Minnesota.
Expect a final ruling by 2012.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
El Duque Hires Consultant to Fight Ill-Designed "Democratic" Poll Results
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Can anyone send me a photo of el duque? I will use it to prepare a scathing Blingee.
I could but things would just turn really creepy if I did.
"Scathing Blingee"
I think that band played at a frat party I was at once
Why don't you just secede from the blog, you SORE LOSERMAN!
A total Duque Bag.
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