Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Yankees outdo Heathcott; draft guy named Stoneburner

Slade Heathcott? Meet Graham Stoneburner.

How good are they? Who knows!

Other picks anticipated:
Casper Kettledrum Keetlecott
Plaid Maplethorpe III
Barnaby B. "Skippy" Feelerteete
Percival Sweetlace-Shuebooger
Reginald Brownbottom-Soarload
Cloyd Milhaus "Cooter" St. Luger

We've come a long way from Mickey Klutts.

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