Five keys to tonight's big game against the Royals!

1. Get out in front early! Don't fall behind! These guys will want to take us out with an early punch! Don't let em!

2. Flash some leather! De-fense! Let's show 'em who's boss!

3. Get in their faces! They wanna fight! Goddammot, we'll fight! We're not backing down to nobody! You hear, mutherfuggers? Nobody!

4. Swing the bat! You won't knock the pitcher out with the weapon on your shoulder! Dagnabbit, swing away!

5. Nobody play. Absolutely, no starter plays. Understand? No-bod-ee.