This was tossed onto the doorstep at Bardball this evening. It's easy and fun to recite, so I expect everyone to memorize this for the weekend of revelry.
Here's to A-Rod and his Centaur pic
Here's to Damon Johnny and Swisher Nick
Here's to CC, A.J., and Mo
Here's to Molina, Cervelli, and Po
Here's to the Captain in the leadoff spot
Here's to Marte for getting red-hot
Here's to Teixeira and his stretchy right leg
Here's to fifth starters for which we would beg
Here's to Joba and Phil, arms for the future
Here's to Chien-Ming Wang and his sutures
Here's to Melky and Gardner, fighting for starts
Here's to Hairston and Hinske and other spare parts
Here's to Cashman who put it together
Here's to Cano, who can't handle bad weather
Here's to the bullpen from D-Rob to Ace
Here's to Pettitte and the killer gaze
Here's to Matsui, Most Valuable Player
And here's to Girardi, who'll need a new number
by Kevin R.A. DeCandido
5 comments:
Bravo. Not only that, but this is the first poster in the history of IT IS HIGH to have two middle initials.
We are moving into an elite class of blogs: TWO MIDDLE INITIALS.
Think about that, River Ave!
Two does seem to be the operative number in this post. Couplets abound.
My couplet runneth over. Hellooooo nurse!
I really like the artwork.
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