Friday, November 6, 2009

The 10 Thuuuuuuuuhhhs of the Post-Season

Yankeeologists have long recognized the Thuh as the most important component of the modern WinWarble. The Thuh is by far the most referenced element in mainstream WinWarble culture, with its length and emotional core achieving near mythical status among youngsters who dream of someday announcing Yankee play-by-play.

But only in recent years, with the development of high-priced audio software systems, such as Windows XP, has science been able to isolate the Thuh and -- in essence -- break it down to its fundamental DNA code.

Captured below is a rare audio snapshot of Wednesday night's World Series-clinching Thuh in its state of full engorgement. Note the groanal foundation (far left), which stabilizes the long, piercing shaft as it prepares to launch the seed of "Yankees win."


Clutch this snapshot within your mind, as we now experience the 10 Thuhs of the 2009 Yankee Post-Season WinWarble Drive -- back to back, belly to belly.

Listen carefully to the pitch, the timber and the collective force of humanity that builds like a locomotive only to then burst with the fury of a billion suns.

Never underestimate the Thuh.


3 comments:

Count Chocula said...

3 + 4 + 4 = 11

dadlak said...

Maybe length is what counts after all.

Anonymous said...

I am enjoying the Tao of the THUH. Your analysis is rich with linguistic and philosphical insights. Thanks.