Twins Planning Next Robbery Of NYY....Mets on Alert

Remember the Santana "deal" the Twins offered the Yanks a few years back?

All they wanted was Hughes, Kennedy, Melky, Cano, Dave Robertson and a few number one draft picks.

When the Yankees demurred, he went to the Mets for two "B" prospects from the Mets minor league system, and a couple of hookers.

So the same clowns are now leaking rumors about how the Yanks and Twins have completed a deal. The thought being that if everyone thinks a deal is already done, that same deal will get done and fans won't get a chance to "unload" on the Yankees.

For today's assault on the Yankees, here's what the Twins are asking:

1. Montero

2. Nova

3. Bettances

4. Gardner

5. Brackman

6. Laird

7. Nunez

They are rumored to be asking for our next three number 1 picks, as well.

All for a lefty who we can have for nothing at the end of the season.

The Mets are dangling Luis Castillo.

If Cashman participates in the heist, he can be the next President of Lybia.