Saturday, April 30, 2011
News from Upstate Yankee Country: Mystery Creature Terrorizes City
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11:24 AM
The end is near.
Rochester homeowner Gwen Byrd is scared to go into parts of her own home in the dark. She says a frightening-looking animal has been under her porch all winter long and may have dug a tunnel through the walls of her house.
The rodent-like animal is wrinkled, hairless and "walks like a dog." And it has lived there for at least two years.
Wrinkled, hairless, walks like a dog, and makes tunnels. Hmmm. Alphonso?
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Let Alphonso know I live nearby in the suburbs if he needs a place to lay low until this thing blows over
It may be a miniature rhinoceros.
I used to these these things all over my room when recovering from the DTs.
I think we should nickname him "Little Youk"
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