Yankee Rotation Shapes Up: Garcia, Colon, Silva, Millwood and a day of CC

It's the Four Starters of the Yankee Apocalypse:

Bartolo
Freddy
Carlos
Kevin

Not one will put 90 on the gun.
Not one will go past the sixth.
Not one will win 15.
Not one will last into August.
Not one will -- oh fukkit. After what Freddy Garcia did Saturday, who's complaining? Apocalypse? Bring it on. If we get two months out of these guys, Brian Cashman deserves to win the Nobel Prize for Recyling.