Hilarity aside, the idea that Alex is dashing off to Germany, the land of lugers, to get his own re-spun blood squirted into a barking knee - based on the advice of famed microsurgeon Kobe Bryant - doesn't exactly inspire hope for 2012. Why?
a) His knee is bad enough to need it.
b) If A-Rod tries to frootch a fraulein, he'll get his bash bashed in.
c) If the German therapy worked, Bartolo Colon would have already tried it.
There is, however, one hopeful scenario:
The Russian KGB, seeking to plant a spy in America, will kidnap A-Rod and replace him with a younger, highly-trained lookalike. The secret agent will hit .290 with 30 home runs, and send back to his masters at the Kremlin detailed sketches of the great Jeet estate.
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