Sign the Petition and Change the World: The great Sep. 28, 2011, loss to Tampa Bay must become a Yankees Classic

For once in our miserable lives, let's stand up and fight for something we believe in: Self-pleasurement, through the mastery of YES Yankees Classics!

SIGN THE PETITION. ALERT YOUR FRIENDS. TELL THE MEDIA. OCCUPY YES NETWORK TIME AND SPACE.

The Petition:

The walk-off 8-7 loss to Tampa Bay in 12 innings - eliminating the Boston Redsocks from the playoffs - provided the greatest single moment of the entire 2011 New York Yankee season. This golden event needs to be relived again and again and again.

Due to the YES Network's understandable policy of rebroadcasting only Yankee victories in its Yankee Classics series, true Pinstriped fans are being denied the opportunity to enjoy and honor this magnificent defeat in the privacy of their own homes.

We, the Yankee Classics Appreciation Consortium - a non-profit, all volunteer organization that seeks only world peace and maximum self-pleasurement through the use of Yankee Classics - hereby ask that the owners of YES present the game of Sept. 28, 2011, on Yankee Classics, even though the Yankees suffered a defeat at the hands of the Rays.

Furthermore, we ask that a second audio option be presented, allowing the true Yankee fan base to hear the golden voices of John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman call the action, mitigating the otherwise overwelming despair of re-experiencing a Yankee loss. Only through the prism of their truth, wisdom and streaming advertisements for New York Life - keeping your family safe and secured - can the implications of the defeat be not only understood... but savored.

AIR THE GAME ON YANKEE CLASSICS, YES MASTERS OF REPLAY REALITY!

WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE IT!
AND WE CRAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RELIVE THE ECSTACY OF THAT GRAND YANKEE DEFEAT.

Sign here. And here. And... here.!