With sponsors fleeing, what Rush Limbaugh needs are Yankee in-show promos

"... and we should pay for her to have safe sex? I say, keep your family safe and secure..."

"... fifteen men a day! And 15 minutes can save you up to 15 percent on car insurance..."

"... a slut, a prostitute! That's all she is. She's not like Little Debbie, so tender and sweet..."

"... paid to have sex! At Benihana Steak House!"

"... talent from God... driven by Jeep."