Zolio Almonte, batting 1.000 on the spring, is the biggest thing to hit the New York hype machine in at least three weeks! (Wait: isn’t there a new guy on the Knicks they're plugging?)
Only one problem: What to name it?
Zoliogy 101!
My Zo-Called Life!
Zo Far Zo Good!
Zo You Want to be in Pictures!
Bedtime for Bonzolio!
Bonzolio Decapprio!
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Zoliomania: Bigger than Linsanity?
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I'd definitely chose Zoliomania over that inane One Year Ago crap that SF peddles.
What about Zo Almonstrous?
Or "Say it ain't Zo!"
Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.
Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!
What about Zo Almonstrous?
Or "Say it ain't Zo!"
Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.
Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!
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