A-ROD NEWS CHANNEL _ (Tampa) Mysterious rain clouds floating in the sky Sunday threatened to drop massive loads of a watery substance over Alex Rodriguez and coastal Florida, sources said.
"This could darken the day for A-Rod, as well as millions of others," one source said. "But mostly, it could affect A-Rod."
Several sources said they hoped rain wets Rodriguez, as it shows that God is pissed over A-Rod's use of performance enhancing drugs and the many lies told while trying to escape suitable punishment.
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Sources said it could also rain tomorrow on A-Rod, others.