Garth Brooks wins Country Music Awards

And in other news, the Cubs won.

But not until both teams made Cashman look smart by dumping those bums, Andrew Miller and Aroldis Chapman. What a pair of lozahs.

I guess we - and Garth - should take a day off from Empire building, and let them enjoy it - you know, let the widdle babies have their peanuts, otherwise they'll whine for another hundred years. I mean, who gives a whap? Certainly not me. I'm sick of winning World Serieses, having to party, then march in parades, kiss random strangers, grab women, go wilding, all that dismal, depressing crap. What's important is whether Glyber Torres is hitting in the Arizona Fall Instructional League. Did he do anything yesterday? The damn Game Seven stole all the media attention. It's all rigged, you know. The ratings were down, so they had the Cubs win... even at the expense of the Country Music Awards! That's a new low, even for conspiracies.

I wonder what Bill Murray is doing right now?