Friday, November 18, 2016

Yankees could finish 2nd in free agent winter sweepstakes

Supposedly, the Weasel Empire is "checking in" on Encarnacion, Bautista, Yournamehere, et al.

We came in second - or "first runner up" - for Yoan Moncada.

In 2014, we finished second in the bidding for Robbie Cano.

Of course, last winter we hardly picked up the phone, terrified David Price, or somebody like him, might want to become Yankees, and thus cause problems. So I guess we're making progress?

3 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


I would be 100% ok with finishing second in a Jose Bautista sweepstakes. Anywhere but first is fine.

Anonymous said...

YOU JUST KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET BELTRAN BACK...... LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO PUKE IN MY OWN MOUTH JUST LIKE I SAID....... LIKE BERNIE MAC USED TO SAY, "SUM MUH MUH BITCH".

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