Thank you, o great, glorious and all-encompassing (but not overweight) juju gods, for...
1. Didi Gregorius
2. Masahiro Tanaka
3. Dellin Betances
4. Aroldis Chapman (in advance)
5. The Curse of the Kardashian Men (guilty pleasure)
6. The Daily News
7. Snow blowers.
8. Couches.
9. Alcohol.
10. Not signing Jose Bautista. (I'd prefer he never be a Yankee. In fact, I cheered last year when that Rougned Odor guy colecocked him at second base, because I've hated the bat-flipper since his first HR against us, although now - considering that Odor's younger brother, who has the exact same name as Odor - WTF is that all about? - is one of four Ranger prospects who have been suspended for diddling a 16-year-old teammate, so I'm wondering if Odor doesn't have some odorous issues of his own, although it's a stretch to blame a guy for his family, but let's just never get either of them, okay, juju gods? Is that too much to ask?)
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I'll add that perplexed look on Girardi's face every time a reporter asks him about his latest fuck-up. Priceless.
11.) NOT SIGNING CARLOS BELTRAN ...(BUT HERE HE COMES)..... MFer.
OK, I KNOW WE ARE TRYING TO BE THANKFUL, BUT I GOTTA BLOW IT UP....... WE "CHECKED IN" WITH KENDRY MORALES, AND DID NOTHING, NOW HE'S GONE......WE "CHECKED IN" WITH CESPEDES, NOW HE IS "NOT IN OUR PLANS"...WHY WOULD HE BE?...WE DON'T NEED 31 HOMERS AND NEAR 90 RBI'S FROM OUR LEFT FIELDER....SO NOW HE IS OUT...... WE "CHECKED IN" WITH EDWIN ENCARNACION, AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING....SOON HE WILL BE GONE, LEAVING US WITH 40 YEAR OLD, $13-$15 MILLION DOLLAR FOR ONE SEASON, GUARANTEED DUE FOR INJURY, CARLOS BELTRAN.................. F THE TURKEY.
I'm still trying to comprehend a "hazing ritual" that involves masturbating someone else of the same sex.....in a group?
Are you sure it's not April 1?
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