Sunday, December 8, 2019

MLB Prepares To Issue Penalty for Domingo German

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.



Middle management at MLB  ( seen above ) has been working diligently for a fair and just outcome of the German alleged non-crime.  Losing the Yankees any shot at the World Series was clearly not adequate for the rumored and, as yet, undocumented offense.

Even though there are no facts available, there are odes, short-stories, innuendoes and reported sightings of the event.  A ballad is sure to follow.

Whatever German did had to be worse than juicing a ball, stealing signs or continuing to use umpires in human form to call balls and strikes.

The justice wing of MLB ( who fills in for NSA when the US Govt. is shut down ) will declare the verdict and punishment for the "German Incident" ( this is the preferred marketing term for the event....baseball's way of honoring  the historic "Ox-Bow Incident" )  sometime before the Xmas holiday or, if you prefer,  the Happy Holiday.

The Boston Red Sox have been given " rights" to all tee shirt sales bearing said logo.  The shirts will be designed to celebrate the holiday season;  with a Santa-red background, neon green lettering and, of course, black piping.

Domingo is being held incognito somewhere.  One journalist who follows the case closely, thought he saw him in a clown suit on a unicycle in Kansas City.  But this remains unconfirmed by representatives of Ringling Bros' Clown College.

In any case, the Yankee starting pitching staff continues to hang in the balance.






5 comments:

13bit said...

Alphonso, that was me in the clown suit on the unicycle in Kansas City. Domingo was last spotted in a cage somewhere in the Florida Panhandle. Small-town jail.

Anonymous said...

That was bull shit. It is at least conceivable that the Yankees may have won that series with Domingo German. I don't understand how a player can be suspended indefinitely, without any hearing or other due process, especially on the eve of the playoffs. So if, say an obnoxious Yankee fan, hired a bunch of women to say that the Houston Astros' three best starting pitchers had slapped and assaulted them two weeks before the playoffs, would those three Houston pitchers have been similarly suspended indefinitely, without so much as a hearing? How much evidence would there have to be? A police report? An allegation/complaint? Corroborating witness statements under oath? Even if he was to be disciplined, how could it be a summary suspension without any notice or opportunity to appeal the decision?

The Hammer of God

Anonymous said...

DOESN'T MISSING THE END OF THE REGULAR SEASON PLUS THE ENTIRE PLAYOFFS COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

WASN'T THAT A PENALTY IN OF ITSELF?

THEY ARE GOING TO PICK RIGHT UP NEXT SEASON AND PENALIZE HIM AGAIN?

NO POLICE.

NO POLICE REPORT.

NO TAPE, NO VIDEO, NO PROOF.

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

13bit said...

ALL CAPS, the sport that has their very own anti-trust exemption can do anything they want with no consquences.

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