Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

And his name is Hal Steinbrenner.

Who knew?

I'm going to have to rethink my entire fucking Weltanschauung.




12 comments:

13bit said...

On my knees in the snow outside Canossa...

13bit said...

And yes, we must now call him “Daddy.”

13bit said...

“I’M NOT WORTHY!!!”

Anonymous said...

WARNING FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES THAT ARE GOING TO SAY "THE YANKEES ARE BUYING CHAMPIONSHIPS AGAIN"...

FUCK.

YOU.

WE HAVEN'T BOUGHT ONE FREE AGENT PITCHER SINCE TANAKA IN 2014.

I'M COMING BACK TO THE STADIUM HAL.

YOU DO YOUR PART, I'LL DO MINE.

THAT'S THE WAY YOUR DAD DID IT, THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

HoraceClarke66 said...

ALL-CAPS, it's hard to hear the assholes when everybody at the Stadium is making noise.

Larry said...

big mistake

ranger_lp said...

I'm concerned he'll get injured and then what? Will he lose strength if he cuts his hair and beard?

13bit said...

Ranger, real strength resides in the pubic hair. He will be fine.

ranger_lp said...

Unless he manscapes....TMI

13bit said...

Damn it!

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