ALL the Yankees should adopt Taylor Swift walk-up music for their at-bats. Everyone will get hot, we'll win the Wild Card, blow through the ALCS and then, in the world series, with the entire world watching, Taylor and her band will preform each walk-up ditty LIVE from the top of the Yankee dugout, with a rotating band of supermodels and celebrities, which include Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and whatever fellow divas are currently on Taylor's shitlist, because the glory of the Yankees will have cause all the animus to dissipate. Am I the only person thinking of this? GODDAMN, GET ON THIS. WE CAN SAVE THE YANKEES. WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
Oops, a Redsock fan just arrived. I gotta go ask him about Bobby Dalbec.
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