Saturday, July 8, 2023

"...somewhere in the sands of the desert..."

"...A shape with lion body and the head of a man,

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,

Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it

Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds...

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 

Slouches towards Flushing, waiting to be born?"

Those desert sands were in Arizona, where the last real Yankees dynasty came to its sad end. And in case anyone hasn't noticed, with all these scintillating Bombers games of late, the Mets seem to have finally got it in gear, reeling off six-straight, thrilling or dominating wins in a row.  

Is the Queens team for real? I dunno. They're still not in a wild-card slot. They play in a tough division, and they don't have much of a bullpen. 

But aside from Aaron Judge, I would gladly take the rest of their team for ours, wouldn't you? They're run by a smarter manager and a smarter general manager, and they have an owner who actually seems interested in winning.

Who knows, maybe the All-Star break will derail them again. But right now, it looks like the Metsies have turned into a freight train just in time to meet our broken down truck of a team, stuck on the track, later this month.

And really, faced with this Yankees team for the rest of the season, what could be more fun than watching a giddy, miraculous Mets run to destiny?

More importantly, what else might finally motivate HAL & Co. to start paying attention?








 

33 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Shea it ain’t So

BTR999 said...

Call me crazy, but I got a feeling we’re going to win today.

JM said...

Stanton homered?

Wait, isn't Leap Year next year?

Pocono Steve said...

The wrong people are hitting home runs.

JM said...

Wasn't Smyly a British spy played by Alec Guiness?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Didn't super Mario just go on the 60 day DL?

Doesn't that mean another 40 slot is open?

Isn't Florial the guy to take it?

Asking for a friend.

JM said...

Florial...isn't he the guy with no options left? Calling him up would mean they were stuck with him, or would have to trade him or DFA him or tie his kangaroo down, sport.

And for no reason:

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!

AboveAverage said...

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport by Rolf Harris!

Thanks JM :)

And thank you Aaron Boone for the inspiration . . .

JM said...

Stanton off the top of the wall.

Wtf is going on?

JM said...

Might even be a home run.

JM said...

Stanton second HR!!

A real cheapie, but I'll take it.

JM said...

And that's it hangin' on the foul pole.

AboveAverage said...

JM - just the song - not Rolf Harris who was a convicted creep.

Maybe Judge's toe should pinch hit and also a get a HR

JM said...

Harris was a convicted creep? I had no idea. Of the Gary Glitter variety?

Heck of a good screwy song, though.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ULP9A5-14

Here's the non-pedo version by Slim Dusty. Charted albums in 7 decades.

AboveAverage said...

Love the song - Kay and O’Neal in the booth…..not so much

ranger_lp said...

The Prime stream sucks...audio and video are never in sync...sort of like the Yanks

ranger_lp said...

@JM @AA...Jimmy Savile comes to mind...

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

JM said...

Ah yes, Jimmy Seville.

Do we play better in day games?

I can't listen to the TV feed. Terrible commentary. Radio is the way to go.

AboveAverage said...

Release Jackie over the break, please.

Thank you.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

14 hits this year and 10 HRs? The ANALidiot coaches are approaching perfection in their work.

AboveAverage said...

Rufus - were you paying attention to what Kay and O were read/spewing during today’s broadcast?

You know that’s not good for one’s health.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Still don't understand the strategy of having your own network, and then not putting so many of your games on it. Or anything about the Yankees or baseball at all, for long stretches.

Must have some analytic geniuses on the business side, too.

JM said...

It's Halitosis, Hoss. You know, like Reaganomics.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Choice Boone nonsense today. Asked if Stanton feels a "responsibility to carry the team with Judge out," Ma replies:

"I don't know about carry, but he feels a sense of responsibility to be a wrecking ball. You know he-he takes a lot of pride in that and shoulders a lot of that and expects a lot of himself and knows how important he is to the middle of our offense. So, um, and he takes that very serious."

He takes it very serious to be a wrecking ball. Okay.

What I noticed is how "seriously" Stanton still stands at the plate, admiring his blasts, even if they're not necessarily out of the park—and no matter how often he gets embarrassed on it.

HoraceClarke66 said...

But now, Boone goes on kvelling about how long and high Stanton's first home run was.

So we're STILL going to go on judging everything on exit velo and home-run distance. The Yankees think all of baseball is a home-run derby.

JM said...

What is this thing I've noticed more and more lately where people leave the "ly" off of adverbs? It's kind of annoying.

AboveAverage said...

Unwaveringly mediocre WHILST still being Unwavering. . .

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AA,

Close captions save me sometimes. Just caught the end of the game after I got home.

Cone is the only announcer worth listening to on the sycophant network.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

JM,

It's part of the general trend of dwindling literacy. But then again, I are an engineer.

Publius said...

A strange misinterpretation of Elmore Leonard's advice to avoid adverbs.

AboveAverage said...

Many of us here are in agreement with Cone., roofy