Thursday, May 23, 2024

Sometimes, there is simply nothing to be said about a Yankee news story

 


20 comments:

13bit said...

We true fans, we are Soylent green.

Vampifella said...

There are fake potato chips? Meaning Pringles or those awful baked types?

Probably eats only Utz brand chips. Or whatever band sponsors them these days.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That is Pulitzer material.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Vampifella,

I think that means he only eats potato chips that haven't been eaten before.

AboveAverage said...

Stanton with a plain, unflavored shot deep into the misty murk.

ranger_lp said...

We're a Wise household...only chip allowed here...

TheWinWarblist said...

I would gladly eat Yankee Ownership/Front Office flavoured soylent green.

TheWinWarblist said...

They could stamp pinstripes and King George's face on every chip.

Fuck it. I'd eat Hal's face raw if I ever get the chance.

BTR999 said...

Wit( all due respect, choke motherfucker.

BTR999 said...

Anytime Holmes is pitching, I feel compelled to change the channel.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie,

I'll take a case of those chips.

To feed to the hogs.

BTR999 said...

Clearly, Gil is the biggest revelation of the season so far.

All-Star?

AboveAverage said...

Without a doubt, BTR

TheWinWarblist said...

All Star? Pretty sure.

TheWinWarblist said...

So the Yankees win, but Hal is still alive and healthy and in charge. Hank should've lived and Hal should have died.

13bit said...

Did Jennifer Swindal ever had kids with the gardner?

Doug K. said...

Steve Swindall Jr. has the chops. He's building the resume.

Publius said...

Middleswarth BBQ. Original's tough to beat, but some say the ridged version delivers more pleasure. I mean, flavor.

13bit said...

Where is Randy Levine these days, aside from squatting in the corner of his office with a jumbo sized bag of Utz?

JM said...

Levine eats Putz.