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Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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- Yankees 214
- Knicks 153.5
- Mets 139.5
- Giants 58
- Jets 43.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
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- Nets 3
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- NCAA Women's basketball 2
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- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
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- Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
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- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
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- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
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Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
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Well done, Sir.
Bravo!
WAITER! Get this man a Bazooka Joe Hazy Double IPA, please!
Also kind Server, I'd appreciate it if you would include one of your free TUESDAY HAIKU Colonoscopies.
THANK YOU!
Dread.
I'd rather get a free pair of X-ray specs than a gold-plated ring. Will an extra quarter cover the difference?
The problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.
I was more of a hypnocoin/chicknotizer guy myself.
"Oh Mac! You ARE a real man after all!"
🆙⬆️!
Terrific work, Doug!
Boon-zooka !!
I've always said Holmes is not a closer. Therein lies the dread.
You don't see a lot of thereins these days.
I rarely see "therein" whilst reading the interwebs.
SUCK IT VERLANDER!!!!!!
Fucking kid gets two strikes then loses the plate. That control problem again.
Verlander ain't got it tonight.
I wuz gunna say Verlander has only given up four runs - I hope he gives up twenty.
Otherwise its only four runs on five hits.
I now take that back
Knock him around the field, BOYZ!
The toxic, oozing pimple of Houston goes down swinging!!!
LIL' TONY!!
Gil in for another inning. Is Gil still on a pitch count?
GET OUT THE CHERRY CHAPSTICK ASSTROS AND BLOW ME!!!!
Making dinner and I missed the good part -- Verlander eating corn the long way.
Maybe Boonie's ex will 'splain to his wifey that they *all* cheat on the pinups.
Winnie, better them than me.
That's a Gleyber slide!
Gleyber the Unproductive
A little late, but Coney has been good making fun of Kay tonite.
PS.
I still don't like Vertigo, but I hate him less. Maybe he'll teach the slackers to run out a grounder.
Why is Ned Flanders pitching? Was Disco Stu not available?
Another Gulf of Tonkin disaster…
Yankees Win!!!
Even the blowouts raise my blood pressure.
The Verlander implosion sooo predictable.. How you ask? He was starting for my fantasy team tonight..
A win and a loss. A question of balance…asked in the Twilight Zone.
BTR - Gil is on my team …
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