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Tuesday, April 22, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ What, We Worry? Edition!

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:03 AM


  NO POPE.  NO HOPE?  NAAAAAH !  

  DON'T JUDGE THY GLEYBER, CORE BORE  

  CASHDICK SPLASHMAN REIGNS !  


5 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Not exactly a haiku!

But:

Airbender
He’s the man,
The man with the golden pitch!

Such a slow bender,
He’ll get you out
Unless you wait!
So don’t wait.

(No, please don’t wait.)

Even Wim Wenders
Was never so slow in his prime
What was that goalie thing about?
But never doubt—

He’s a game ender,
If you let him pitch.
So don’t let him pitch
Boone, you bitch!

Bartender,
Give me another,
They’re putting him in.
A four-run lead is nothing to him.
Make it gin—

For the Airbender!

April 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
JM said...

Home of Gert Frobe
(Two syllable last name)
Here in Deutschland. Sad.

April 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
AboveAverage said...

Deutschland for your wife
Hopefully a better life
You will find some Joy

April 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
AboveAverage said...

Another round please
Gotta drink to kill these fleas
Make it a double

April 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
13bit said...

Cashman smokes bat shit.
The genius knows everything.
We are just peasants.

April 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM

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