Traitor Tracker: .233

Traitor Tracker: .233
Last year, same date: .324.

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Buffalo Style

Something didn't sit right with Cody
That blue cheese dip last night was grotty
Puking Buffalo-style
Nukes him a while
So he won't face Skubal in the coldy.



14 comments:

DickAllen said...

Cody blue cheese dip
His stomach refused to bite
The barf was ugly

Mildred Lopez said...

4 - 9 today 0-20. That ain't gettin it done

BTR999 said...

WFH today, so I had this mess on in the background. Skubal is definitely an ace, but note he had been hittable his last 2 starts. No, the same old issue - terrible approach by the team’s hitters, compounded by lethargy and a seeming desire to get out of the cold. Also the team’s power evaporates away from their comfy little homer pad.

Carrasco is washed, Warren is not MLB material, and the mostly mediocre Schmidt can’t cover both spots. Again, crashman has not built enough depth into the roster…he never does, while the trump lovin’ nepo baby sonofawhore owner cries poverty

May be we can steal a game tomorrow behind Fried if the offense can man up and score 3 or 4 runs.

Maybe.

JM said...

This is pathetic.

Say, wasn't Tchaikovsky's Third also known as Pathetique? Anybody have that as their walk-up music?

JM said...

Our starters suck, outside of Fried. Boy, I bet he's glad he signed that contract, eh? Big money, big losing.

JM said...

Yankees score Zippy the pinhead.

AboveAverage said...

Keefe is gunna run out of positive things to say about Boone.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thank you, our effort today was put in the mail, and you should be receiving it in 3-5 business days. We will be actually appearing in person sometime on a warm night in the Bronx, maybe mid-June.

DickAllen said...

The Sixth was called Pathtique

JM said...

Thanks. I can never remember.

JM said...

Hoss, you cracked me up. As did AA. I'm lucky to know you.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Jazz Chisolm's alter ego has appeared.

AboveAverage said...

Boone is a Concept
By which WE measure OUR Pain
The Dream is Over

edb said...

Poor Cody. He does have a history of missing games, though.