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Wednesday, December 24, 2025

ROSARIO! YARBOROUGH! BLACKBURN! Big Yankee acquisitions make every day feel like Christmas

Hard to fathom a better year than 2025 - when our collective juju won a silver medal in the AL East, but with Amed Rosario, Ryan Yarborough and Paul Blackburn returning - and the Ghost of Christmas Past (Brigadoon Refsnyder) reappearing, this looks like the greatest upcoming season since Lyle Overbay clocked in. 

HAPPY IT IS HIGH HOLIDAYS to all.


 

5 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Silent Blog
HoHoHo’Lee Blog
All is Quiet
Just like The Yankees Front Office, Those PATHETIC, NEEPO-DRIVEN, BALL HEADED, LOSER, MORONIC EGOMANIACS !!!


JM said...
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JM said...

I swear I'll get it right one of these times...

You better not pout,
You better not cry,
Harold won't spend
The profits are why
Cashman won't be leaving this town

The kids in girl and boyland
Won't have a jubilee
We're trotting out the same flawed team
With the i-di-ot Boon-ie

He's making a list
Of guys he won't sign
Telling the press it's gonna be fine
Cashman won't be leaving this town

And a Merry Christmas to all, except Cashman and Hal!

Carl J. Weitz said...

Excellent Yankee holiday fare, guys! Here's a gift wrapping hack, should you run out of tape. Use Band-Aids. Also, if you're moonlighting as a mall Santa, be very careful what you say. Years ago, I asked a little girl sitting on my lap, "Would you like Tickle Me Elmo?" Well, the next thing I knew, 3 cops pounced on me, and I was being dragged away in handcuffs!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all IIHIIFIIC people!