Sunday, April 26, 2026

My Little Game Thread – 04º26º26 (they say that fish can breath under water)


"INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW"

 

31 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

THIS is the game thread. (Sorry about that, AA.)

AboveAverage said...

We’re all in this together, Hoss - simmering in the same stew.

Therefore:

No worries. It’s all for the greater good. We’re all on the same team.

Every sperm is sacred.

Don’t stop ‘til you get enough.

Happy Birthday Captain !

DickAllen said...

It’s been a good week: it would be even better if the Yankees can sweep the Stros, and maybe have another game where Boooooooone doesn’t get a chance to interfere with the outcome.

ranger_lp said...

Lots of fans masquerading as empty seats…

JM said...

Gil masquerading as a pitcher.

AboveAverage said...

I do like McMahon‘a defense.

Gil needs a talking to

AboveAverage said...

And Blake obliged

(And that wuz supposed to be McMahon‘s not McMahon‘a)

ranger_lp said...

Jazz has to stop this shit

AboveAverage said...

He never will

ranger_lp said...

We’re not winning today are we?

JM said...

Gilled.

JM said...

Looks doubtful. Gil is pitching himself out of the rotation.

AboveAverage said...

But he can breathe under water

AboveAverage said...

Blackburn means Boone and the “brain” trust doesn’t care about this game

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Boone is very adept at throwing away the getaway day game, especially if it would complete a brooming.

BTR999 said...

Phoning this one is, and the connection is spotty.

AboveAverage said...

A birthday blast

AboveAverage said...

Butt someone should tell Boone that they’re staying in Texas

Carl J. Weitz said...

It looks like the Yankees winning streak will die on Boot Gil.

ranger_lp said...

Cole and Rodon are coming back soon so do the math…

JM said...

No offense.

Mets had bases loaded bottom of the eighth, one out, losing 3-1, and nada. At least we've missed a 12-game losing streak so far.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees have sent Luis Gil back to Triple-A

13bit said...

Apropos of nothing - when Hoss mentioned in a previous post that we should enjoy "riding this bear" while we can, or something like that - it made me recall that saying about fucking a gorilla - it ends when the gorilla says it ends. And how does that pertain to Los Yanquis? I don't know. I just know that we will eventually get fucked by these guys and that we will have no say in when it ends. But we never really did, did we? Is someone playing baseball today?

13bit said...

Okay, disregard my last question. I just looked at the box score.

Sigh.

AboveAverage said...

The only way to look at the box scores is with a box cutter.

Bah BI Gil . . .

ranger_lp said...

The Yankees have called up Jasson Dominguez

13bit said...

They had better stick with him through thick and thin. No more fucking with the kid's head.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

✔️💯

AboveAverage said...

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Copelius said...

Great. Now instead of hitting .326 in AAA and playing everyday, he'll cool off while playing the bench behind Grisham (.160) and Grichuk (.194). I think anyone with a batting average below the Mendoza line by the end of April should not be starting, and the front office should be seriously looking to replace them on the roster. Talking to you too, McMahon.

BTR999 said...

Gil sent down to Scranton. Corresponding move: Dominguez will join the team tomorrow.