Saturday, October 24, 2026

The Future of the Franchise is Now . . . (sung to the tune of BEN)

 
BOONE
WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE 
THE WORST
THEY SHOULD BANISH YOU
TO BENSONHURST
 
YOU 
CAN'T MANAGE WORTH 
A DAMN
ITS ALL BEEN JUST A SCAM
 I THOUGHT THAT YOU
SHOULD KNOW
ITS REALLY TIME TO GO
 
OH GOD !
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH 
JUNE SWOONS
AND
TERRIBLE PLATOONS
PLEASE GET RID
OF HIM
BY NOON
WE'RE DONE
WITH 
AARON BOONE 
 

2 comments:

13bit said...

This is beautiful. And "Ben" is one of the greatest vehicles for rewrites. I have gone there, myself.

Doug K. said...

The Yankees play like Ernest Borgnine looked.