Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Top Ten Reasons Aaron Boone will return as 2027 Yankee manager

1. The photographs.

2. The videotapes.

3. The fact that there will be no baseball in 2027.

4. Secret deal with Putin.

5. Would need to pay remaining year on Boone's contract.

6. Aaron Judge said it's okay.

7. Preferred replacement Gene Mauch is dead.

8. Won big on Kalshi.

9. Save money on printing new business cards.

10. He knows where the suitcase is buried.   

29 comments:

edb said...

11, Hal kisses the Genuises ass, whatever he wants and Baboone kisses the Genuise's ass.

DickAllen said...
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DickAllen said...

12. The Intern needs someone who will mindlessly obey his orders.

ranger_lp said...

13. Read 12.

ranger_lp said...

Cliff notes for the presser...

https://x.com/JacobKaye_/status/2112752053349167170

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Photographs of HAL pleasuring his polo pony.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Unfortunately, too accurate

Doug K. said...

14. Boone is in the final year of his contract and all Hal has to do is suffer through another season 3,000,000+ attendance, 90+wins, and the wild card (if no lockout) and he can move on without ever having to fire him.

Because, as he says to himself every morning, while looking in the mirror... " I AM NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!'

15) If there is a lock out - Why hire someone to change the culture who won't even have access to the players until just before sixty games would have been played? Sixty games is the magic number that has an effect on the TV money. Boone knows the players for the most part and the 2027 will be an aberration.

So why bother?

16) Hal doesn't care. Plus, his true focus is on selling as many pieces of the team as he can get away with.

Doug K. said...

OT: Brunson reverted back to playing hero ball yesterday and the Knicks had zero flow.

That said, it doesn't matter right now but the Sixers looked scary.

There is a great series of photos on the Daily News site of the rings.

https://www.nydailynews.com/2026/10/20/new-york-knicks-2026-nba-championship-ring/

The top comes off and there's a little version of the court and stands from MSG in the there complete with a little Spike Lee. Never mind that. It was dust on my screen. But the little MSG is there. Very cool.

The photos are worth looking at.

Doug K. said...

Cashman has a new contract. I hate these guys.

JM said...

Cashman in five.

doowop rebbe said...

@RUFUS T FIREFLY WHOA!

Piiax said...

Ooo, ooo, He's back, he's back! Trick or treat everyone! Tis the season to be jolly!

Alphonso said...

Hal said,, " It's the players' fault." I think it is the fault of the fans. If you support mediocrity, you perpetuate mediocrity.

Publius said...

"Winning is hard"

Words to live by Cash...

13bit said...

#1756 - He gives good head and he was grown in the lab from some fecal rodent fungus

ranger_lp said...

Boonie deserves a statue...

https://x.com/shell895/status/2113007043078660590

ranger_lp said...

LeMahieu's and Hicks' contracts are off the books...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hicks was still on the books?!?

ranger_lp said...

Yes

ranger_lp said...

Aaron Hicks' seven-year, $70 million contract extension with the New York Yankees is officially completely off the books. After being released in May 2023, the Yankees finished paying the remaining salary and settled the final $1 million buyout for his 2026 club option, ending all dead money obligations

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Ca$hole should be in jail for that.

AboveAverage said...

Butt he’s not and will never be.

Hey Rufus — when you get a chance….would you be kind enough to attach some jumper cables to HAL’S testicles and rev the engine for a bit?

Thank you for your cooperation.

Holycow sandman said...

I hope to see a whole lot of articles after signing Cashman and then Steinbrenner sits there blaming players - not roster construction - for why we haven’t raised a banner in 17 years. Oh, the agony. He’s thanking Apollo for the cash so his grandkids don’t have to think. I’m so done with sports loyalty. These fat cats running teams we expect will try. I hope the press tells him how the fans really feel.

Doctor T said...

The only winning that matters is the big piles of money Hal and the boys are making off the rubes they call 'fans'.

But as the piles of money from investors grow higher than the money they get from fans, corporate box seats, media revenue, advertising, swag. etc. winning and losing a ball game or a season ceases to matter at all.

Just the pretense.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And the press is largely delighted by Hal bringing back Cashman. Sigh.

13bit said...

MLB went from being a sport that entertained to pure entertainment, based on a sport.

Der Kaiser said...

But isn't pure entertainment supposed to be...entertaining?

13bit said...

Good point….