Tom Peyer Not 'Shocked' By Schilling Asshole News

Christ, we're going to be asked to pay attention to this creep for the rest of our lives. Because he blogs.

Solution: break up the internet. It would be so worth it.

Write on, Roger!

Earlier, Susyn told you about the pens you can buy made out of actual stadium seats.

Well, now you can do even better than that. Own a real piece of baseball history.

It's the Brian McNamee collection of fine writing instruments. That's right, pens made from the actual syringes used to inject HGH and 'roids into Roger Clemens' future-Hall-of-Fame ass! Each syringe is inscribed with the date and injection info, and comes packed in a collectible Miller Lite can! It's the perfect Mothers' Day gift!



Coming soon for the ladies, the Debbie Clemens model! Plus, for the real collector, it's the Andy Pettitte model - a limited edition of only two!

Don't wait, get these pieces of sports history today!