Giants Spare NY from 2 More Weeks of Clemens Back Pages

Speaking of headlines, here are some we're bound to see:

"IT WAS THE BEST OF TYNES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TYNES."

"GIANTS TURN HEADS AND COUGH."

"PATRIOTS COULD SUFFER FROM CANCEROUS TOOMER."

"WILL BOSTON LET MANNING BE MANNING?"

"UNDER PRESSURE? DUCK YOUR HEAD AND TUCK."

"PACKER PROTECTIVE SHEATHS PIERCED."

"THE FEAGLE HAS LANDED."

"REPEATED BRUSHINGS DON'T STOP PLAX."

"EN ROUTE TO ARIZONA, GIANTS VISIT VINCE LOMBARDI THRUWAY REST STOP."