Friday, May 2, 2008

Bush Rebates Trickle Down To Red Sox Nation Family


In a show of cameraderie, this reporter visited a family of Red Sox supporters in Haverill, Mass. yesterday.

In brief, I was assigned to investigate and post a baseball friendly story about how the Great President's tax rebate policy is impacting our current economic slowdown.
So I visited random households around the major league cities, and interviewed known rabid fans.

The family photo, presented here, shows Mom, her third cousin from Medford, and their son, Jacoby, frolicking in the family room, after finishing a "tax rebate celebration" meal of Hamburger helper, tuna surprise with Corn Flakes, and local sausage.

The interviewees, who chose to remain anonymous, love the President and are looking forward to saving up to $18 per month on gas bills, if President to be John McCain can push through the gas tax suspension pandering effort leading up to the election.

" As long as I can get Red Sox games on my analog tv, this family will be fine ," sayeth the Dad/ Cousin ( I didn't dare tell him what is about to happen to his rabbit ear reception. This was a proud man).

But I do feel confident that the economic stimulus package is doing its intended job.
On to Kansas City.

1 comment:

michael kei said...

Oooo! Homemade t-shirts. Cheaper than Marshalls.