Beantown child bride Linda Pizzuti -- the 30-year-old digger who hooked the venerable, trout-faced, billionaire stick figure John Henry -- is redoing the drapes at her new summer home, Fenway Park.
So says the Murdoch screaming truth papyrus known as the Boston Herald. The story goes that Mrs. Bunny Newgold sank her poison-tipped talons deep into the shanks of Janet Marie Smith, the Redsock VP for Planning and Long Talks in the Elevator. From now on, it's Mrs. Henry who decides whether Youk's toilet will have polka dot brocade. There's a new sheriff in town. If Theo wants a sleep-in sofa, he's gotta see Mrs. Bed, Bath and Boston.
Which reminds me... Remember how the Yanks were ridiculed last year -- (truth be told, we did some ourselves) -- for the bumbling image of Hank Steinbrenner?
The Steinbrenner boys have been great owners.
They make John Henry look like Haywood Sullivan on Cialis.
Let's just hope Linda Pizzuti doesn't have a sister.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Boston's Lolita of Left Rearranging Fenway Pecking Order
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You are leading by 9 games in the division and you are apparently still obsessively preoccupied with the goings-on of the Red Sox - so much so you're digging for material out of desperation. LOL.
BTW - If the Steinbrenners are exceptional owners, where have the Yankees been for the past decade?
Nah, you got it all wrong. I'm bored with the 9-game lead and pleasuring myself at the Redsocks expense. It's sort of like eating while having sex. And nothing does it like whacking a Redsock.
Wait a minute.......you have sex?
With my Arod.
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