Ian Kennedy Has Proven Us Wrong

Many of you know that I have been critical, from time to time,

of Ian Kennedy's pitching prowess.

True, I predicted he would never win a game for the Yankees,

but that is not as harsh as it appears.

In any case, I thrilled to his performance in yesterday's game

vs. the dreaded angels of Aneheim, or Santa Monica, or wherever they hang.

Simply stated, this was Ian's best performance ever as a Yankee pitcher.

He only gave up two walks and hit one batter in his inning of work. And

while some may suggest that as a future starter, such an outing could put

the team at some risk, I say it is the best Ian has got.

He gave up no runs and pitched a no-hitter in this 2009 debut.

Consequently, I award him the "Star Diamond Award " for his performance,

a standard of excellence normally reserved for only bell-hops and check-in

personnel at Motel 6 franchises.

Congratulations, Ian.

I hereby eat crow.