Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Posada, Kanye, Joe, or Serena: Take the outrage quiz

1. Jorge Posada became the latest national figure Tuesday to stand as testament to ...

a) The end of civility in America.
b) The end of the American League pennant race.
c) Stupidity.
d) The need for the Yankees to keep Shelley Duncan!

2. During the game against the Toronto, Jorge shouted...

a) "You lie!"
b) "I feel like stuffing this fucking ball down your throat."
c) "Beyonce had the best video ever."
d) "Wait until tell Shelley Duncan gets his hands around your throat."

3. After the fight, there was a huge welt on the forehead of...

a) Toronto pitcher Jesse Carlson.
b) President Obama.
c) Taylor Swift
d) The Yankees.

Jorge is likely to...

a) Be fined and suspended for a few games.
b) Be censured by the House of Representatives.
c) Be called out by a gracious Beyonce to give the speech of his life.
d) Sleep well, knowing Jose Molina isn't going to take his job.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

it was Serena

Anonymous said...

also shelly duncan was up already

el duque said...

Ha! I changed them. Now you look stupid, anonymous. Ha.

The Ghost of Scott Brosius said...

Watching the replay on the MLB site, Michael Kay gave a play by play of the brawl and about 1:55 in, he says "Shelley Duncan is right in the middle of things."

I'm sure that made Duque sleep better at night.

Anonymous said...

During the game against the Toronto, Jorge shouted...

e) "Show me the car fox!"