The 22nd day of Moonvent

The 22nd day of Moonvent
Yes, there was an Endy

Monday, May 11, 2015

The John Lennon Yankee Song

Imagine there's no Beltran.
It's easy if you try.
No more infield pop-ups.
And no more rallies die.
Imagine all the outfield,
Under thirty-five...

Imagine there's no long-terms.
It isn't hard to do.
Nobody out on rehab,
And no Stephen Drew, too.
Imagine Yankee "prospects,"
Under thirty-five...

You-oo-o-o-o...
You may say I'm a Met fan,
Bartolo Colon, Granderson,
We know one day they'll rejoin us,
But only after they're completely done...
.
Imagine no Sabathia.
I wonder if you can.
No waiting for his comeback,
And no complaints among the fans.
Imagine all the people,
Cheering his career...
.
You-oo-o-o-o...
You may say I'm a moron,
But we only want to win...
We hope some young players join us,
And someday we'll raise a flag again.

4 comments:

John M said...

In younger days I may have yelled, 'sacrilege!'. bit that was before we signed Beltran for four years.

Alibi Ike said...

Number 9 Pipe Dream

el duque said...

Instant Gardner's gonna get you...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Which one is Yoko?