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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

A giveaway suggestion for 'Big Papi' David Ortiz Day at Yankee Stadium

It's only a rough draft, needs a little work ... but how about a poster?


Just a suggestion.

And a pregame ceremony suggestion ... how about having CC Sabathia bean Ortiz and have Papi bitch and whine about it, just for old times' sake?

6 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


I'm not sure why you think it needs a little work. I think it's perfect. In fact, if you sell it as a t-shirt, you can sign me up.

I think your only remaining to-do is to decide what kiss-off message should be put on the back. E.g.:

           Really.
   I'm not kidding.

Doug K. said...

A rocking chair made of syringes.

Doug K. said...

They could have Cristo come out during the ceremony and attempt to wrap a bolt of corduroy around his enormous head.

John M said...

I like it. Can I get a signed lithograph to give as a gift to a Sox fan I know?

Honey Barnes said...

Brilliant. Should be the cover on a boxed set of greeting cards.

joe de pastry said...

Very cool, but if you tried to sell this the South Park guys might sue you.