Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Eovaldi, Mantiply, Rumbelow... the poem


Three names new fans shall never know:
Eovaldi... Mantiply... Rumbelow...
Three names, I say, "Watch out below!"
Eovaldi... Mantiply... Rumbelow.


Three seeds the Yankees shall not sow,

Eovaldi... Mantiply... Rumbelow.
Three homes YES broadcasts will not go:
Eovaldi... Mantiply... Rumbelow.

And yet, each one, you never know...

Perhaps they'll make it in The Show,
Not spend their day in Buffalo,
Lost in some roster's undertow,
Perhaps they'll beat the status quo,

Eovaldi... Mantiply... Rumbelow!

Alas, we know not what we'll see.
The future is what it shall be.

At least a few have been set free,
Eovaldi... Rumbelow... Mantiply...

5 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...



Three names have been recalled. Three!
Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi
None was good as Calvin Schiraldi
Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi

They weren't dominant, not even with a small "d",
Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi
In the offseason, I hope they like listening to Vivaldi
Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi

Their performance, appalled he
was by Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi
I'm talking about Joey Binders, almost a baldy
all due to Rumbelow, Mantiply, Eovaldi.


(given what was handed me,
I probably should have rhymed on Mantiply.)

el duque said...

A masterpiece, a lasting work,
You haven't lost it, Bargain Jerk.

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