Wednesday, August 12, 2020

They Whisper

Just to riff off Duque’s and Alphonso’s recent posts and comments:

In their sycophantic pandering to their co-author/subject (That combination should tell you something right there.) in Inside the Empire, Bob Klapisch and Paul Soloratoff described him as an expert at “the courtship of a dejected superstar…” “Done right, it’s a whisper-quiet, three-step waltz, among the GM, the player, and his agent,” they wrote, or rather, breathed heavily. But of course, Brian Cashman did it right. “Cashman, like the three or four masters of his craft, is one part diplomat to two parts pickpocket,” they gushed on, like a runaway fire hose. “He can politely boost your watch and wallet and leave you thinking the heist was your idea. Jeter’s style, by contrast, is to dictate terms and expect you to glumly accept them.”

Oh? In 2017, as El Duque mentioned, the Yanks had a bumper crop of minor-league prospects, shining like so many gold nuggets. Not only that, but 8 of their 9 minor-league teams had winning records, with a winning pct. of almost .600 (.586). Scranton, Trenton, Tampa, Staten Island, Pulaski, and the GCL West Yankees all finished first in the regular season, with GCL West also winning the Gulf Coast League playoffs. Only the Yanks’ Dominican Summer League team had a losing record.

Combined with the players they had already brought up, and the likes of Greg Bird on the DL, how could they miss? Well, they missed. And the farm system promptly imploded.

Could it just be that the reason was the real “whisper-quiet,” master pickpocket here? The man who whisked away Gary Denbo, the team’s farm director, at the same time that he pawned Giancarlo the Magnificent off on the old master whisperer?

Not saying the Yanks’ success was all Denbo’s doing. Not saying all those golden nuggets weren’t fool’s gold to begin with, as prospects so often are. A lot of them failed to pan out with other teams.

But still. The farm system has never been the same since. The kids have never been the same since. And we have a new permanent resident on the DL, to replace Jacoby Ellsbury.

13 comments:

Publius said...

Lower body tightness for Judge. Do the Yanks employ a massuese? He'll be on the 600 day DL soon.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Garry.... no no i mean Cliiiiiiiiint

DickAllen said...

A monster dinger for Clint. That ought to get him another trip into the alternate universe.

DickAllen said...

Hard to believe Tanaka has been wearing pinstripes for seven years.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Cashman knows nothing motivates Clint more than withholding love...

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“A great stint for Clint” -J. Sterling. Sadly just another stint, not a career.

DickAllen said...

My goodness. If the man keeps hitting like this, they’ll have to either send him down or trade him.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Frazier sucks. Can't hustle out a triple.

No wonder they hate the guy.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

They took him out because he didn't get the triple.

HoraceClarke66 said...

"Masked Thunder!"

Great to see. Also a key hit from Oft-Injured Hicks! Even if it did often look as though the Braves had never encountered an outfield fence before.

...but yes, Judge out with lower back tightness. Sigh.

I think the future is clear:

An outfield of:

Andujar
Frazier
Tauchman

Judge and Stanton DH every other game. Hicks and Judge alternate as late-game defensive replacements every other game.

I think that's about the maximum they can stand.

DickAllen said...

Boone is not saying what ails Judge, our porcelain god (not to be confused with the deity we sit on). He will go for for thee tests which will be inconclusive. Hips. Thighs. Hamm’s. In other words, everything. By Christmas they will discover he needs a hip replacement, and will be ready to join Giancarlo on the 10-year IL.

And if Masked Thunder continues with any semblance of tonight’s success, he’s a fixture. It’s been a long time coming. Good for him.

It seems he’s quietly become a crowd favorite. At least among this crowd.

Anonymous said...

Look at it this way: with the most lavish resources in baseball, Cashman has produced exactly one world championship in twenty years, and that one resulted only from a one-off spending spree of a quarter-billion dollars on aging free agents that quickly turned into a millstone on the organization. In any other team--namely, one run by competent, smart people not fixated on clinging to everyone who had been hired by Big Daddy thirty years ago--Cashman would have been fired long ago. But not in the Steinbrenner-Levine mafia social club.

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